polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

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makomori:

let me pretend sue’s maiden name is meagle and that she and donna email each other all the time 2 talk about their tiny bosses and hella weird coworkers

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so i sent my friend part 2 aka the pretty. odd. era tonight and i just finished part 3 (the break up and vices & virtues) and part 4 (too weird to live, too rare to die up to today) and i’m sending them to her tomorrow (probably just part 3 cause it’s fucking intense) but i feel like i just completed my thesis for a master’s degree

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DAMMIT I FORGOT TO WATCH ORPHAN BLACK

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i’m giving my friend a detailed insight on panic’s entire career i can finally put all of this useless information about them to good use

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zaynfactor:

are you shitting us Ben

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nerdywyatt asked - aubrey plaza or rashida jones

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ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

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kittehkats:

Please Remember this Easter!



Easter Lilies can be fatal for your cat.  Every Easter, cats are taken to Vets and Emergency hospitals having eaten as little as one petal or leaf from a Lily.

From Petplace.comSigns and Symptoms

The primary toxic effects are on the kidneys. Within minutes to hours of ingesting part of the lily plant, your cat might stop eating and begin vomiting. As the toxin begins to affect the kidneys, the cat will become lethargic. Finally, he will experience kidney failure and death will generally occur within five days.

Once you suspect your cat has eaten part of a lily plant, it is important that you contact your veterinarian immediately. If treatment is started early, chances are your cat will recover, but once the kidneys have been severely affected, your cat may not survive.

For cats, Easter lilies are very dangerous plants.  Even one leaf can cause dehydration, intense abdominal pain and potentially lethal kidney failure. 

Please, please, please keep Easter lilies away from cats. Keep them in an area the cat cannot get to or better yet, do not bring them into the house at all.  If you see your cat chewing on an Easter lily, get him or her to your vet ASAP.

There are other plants that can cause pain, primarily in the mouth. Several common houseplants have calcium oxalate crystals. When cats chew the leaves, these crystals irritate the mouth and tongue, resulting in pain. The cats will often drool and stop eating. Some cats recover quickly and others need medical assistance. Houseplants that can cause mouth pain include:

• Peace lilies (Spathiphyllum)
• Calla lily
• Philodendron
• Dumb Cane (Dieffenbachia)
• Mother in Law tongue (Monstera)
• Pothos (Epipremnum)
• Shamrock

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